The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 10, 2023

“Upper G.I. Joe”, “Blister” “Shoots and Splatters”

“Bop the Beagle”

Not very hungry hippos.

Lego shoes should come in Low-heel, High-heel, and Open-toe varieties. They should also offer Slippers.

Lego shoes is a good idea

Haven’t got a Clue

Love the Lego shoes. If you’ve ever stepped on a Lego barefoot, you’ll know why that one failed! :)

Baby Beanies technically would not be a “toy” but more of a “fashion accessory”. Still funny.

Lego shoes could be called balance trainers and sold in the athletic department.

Remember stepping on Legos pieces. Now I fine these little rocks on the floor. They get stuck in walking shoes grips.

An impressive rise to the imaginary challenge! I think the ponytail might actually work. You can buy animal (looking) ears and tails if you’re into Furry.

No, thank you.

The game of Monotony.

“Bruno”. Like “Uno” but you can never win.

“Throw another shrimp on the Barbie” Cookbook for kids

“Play-Dough”. Early financial learning toy

“Gumby and Pokemon”. We learn about hostile takeovers and mergers.

“Twister, the Game that will Blow you Away!” The Midwest version

“Barbie Camper”. Barbie learns about foreclosure.

we don’t talk about Bruno

What, no THC gummies? Gosh, mommy!

Spiroagnewgraph

Atomic Joe, with both strict and archaic gender roles and real Uranium. Relive the fun from when toys had more patriarchal standards and safety ones!

the beanie craze took off like a house on fire in japan. on mike nesmith, a beanie was funny. the rest of the world? it helps us immediately identify the halfwits…