The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 12, 2023

Doesn’t soft armor let things pierce it ?

In comic strips, not necessarily.

he walked by the silverware drawer and got a backside full of cutlery!

Since he’s a bit of an iron man, he should try some of Robert’s Downy

The nuts rust and seize up.

Great for making tinfoil hats.

Better than rust, I would think!

Very old definition of “Heavy Metal”!

The armor shouldn’t have gone in the dryer anyway.

It should be hung up and air-dried only.

How shocking.

She could’ve used the Fryer sheet.

Better to clang than to bang!

And now his nickname is “Trolley”

Getting rust stains out of his aketon is the real problem.

After years of marriage, she was hoping he’d get “stiff” for her.

Good one!

It’s Sir Can’tmovealot.

So that’s why they invented Armor-all.

Many Texans who don’t use fabric softener say they suffer from static clang.

Either let out your ground strap or sing clang, clang, clang goes the trolley … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwP6kNIDg30

That’ll test his metal.

Stiff armor makes for a great knight,

Pfffft. No. LOL.

All that clanging will make him a knight to be remembered.

then do your own laundry sir knucklehead

The sparks inside must be intense.

Does it make you, attractive?