Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 15, 2023

A marriage made by looking for A one night stand

Came in optimistically and leaving misty optically.

But this is when the fun really gest started.

Time for a tequila sunrise.

Life in the smashed lane.

Love Ralph’s comment!

It must be drunk-o’clock.

and that is how ugly kids are made

On a clear day you can see forever, but in this shady bar, not so much! LOL

And just when he’s starting to make contacts.

Wallbangers all around …!

( ask Harvey )

if they were online, would he need beer googles?

If you don’t drink yourself, you will have noticed that women actually look worse after they have had a few.

Ralph has a future so bright, he has got to wear shades.

At, 17, c. 1950s, gin taught me I could drive just fine, alone in the boonies to home, with one eye closed. But when I got home late at night, I had to hose off my floor mats. Mom did ask me why they were draped over the garbage cans.

And Ralph has squirrelly shades.