UFO by Graham Harrop for July 30, 2023

Sounds like a visit I’d like to have.

Looks like someone forgot the probes.

And this being the US, absolutely nobody thought you looked like an alien.

Yes, you are absolutely well prepared.

Decades ago I saw Katherine Hepburn in Coco – hard to top that!!

How much did you have to pay for parking your ship?

Had to google search ‘Aaron Judge’ to make sense of this one. I really am out of the loop on most things these days. Am I a lucky man or what!?

Well, that explains what happened at Coney Island.

Darn! They’re onto us! We’re going to have to change our plan of attack! Somebody inform Aaron Judge!

Well, dang! He homered, and the Yanks beat my Orioles!

Very cute concept, though. S/HE knew what was worth doing in New York!

Hilarious!

Gotta lay offa the nose candy, Graham…

They PEEPED in my bedroom window …. If they’d been caught, and stood before the judge, (Not Aaron) they’d be out again in no time.

And no one in New York blinked an eye at the sight of them. Just another day. Just another weirdo.

But didn’t you do any shopping? No souvenirs? I want to see the loot.

And question — is “candy floss” Canadian for “cotton candy”?

YANKEES BABY!