Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 07, 2023

Old “bogie”.

Watch out for that tsunami on the islands!

To par this hole will take a miracle

Could you be a little more “Pacific” about where the ball landed.

Alternate saying “Oh for my son’s sake!”

And that’s how Titleist waves were created.

Oh, great, another extinction event.

Maybe find another sport, boss…

Fishing the ball out of the Marianas Trench water hazard is a pain. Just don’t hit one into an active volcano.

Lots of ‘lost balls’ out there:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/06/science/rogue-planets-milky-way.html

Don’t forget to replace your divot, or do you think you’re above all that.

Hey Jesus, go get my ball and pick up a few figs while you’re there.

Pretty sure God can make use of some divine intervention to get out of that water hazard. After all, what’s the fun of being God if you can’t cheat at golf?

Wondering what will happen when he plays through. I wonder if he asks permission to do so, or just says, “step aside son, I’m playing through.”

It’s called a “penalty area” now, not a water hazard.