We house sat and watched over the grandkids earlier this summer, two oldest boys teenagers and two younger grrls tweeners. At bedtime I purposely made a dramatic effort of tucking the boys in and offered to tell them a bedtime story, much to massive eye rolls. It went something like this: Once upon a time a guy asked a grrl he loved to marry him and she said, “No!” So the guy rode motorcycles and played golf with his friends and drank beer and whiskey and played video games and left the toilet seat up and had tons of money in the bank and lived happily ever after. The End! Then I just said, “Goodnight” and walked out of their room. As I walked down the hall, it took a moment or two, they got the joke and they started laughing. I yelled back, “Go to sleep!” which caused them to laugh even more. Never thought I would be “that” grandpa but here I am, killing it! Tru story!
I thought “Long story short” was the beginning of another longer story on the same subject. it is with a lady that also does volunteer work in myour churches thrift store. She also likes to use the alternative line of “as the stomach churns”. Same results.
My youngest loves my stories. She asks me to tell her them, especially when we’re visiting her friends. She thinks my life was fascinating. I must have missed that part. LOL
yoey1957 about 1 year ago
We house sat and watched over the grandkids earlier this summer, two oldest boys teenagers and two younger grrls tweeners. At bedtime I purposely made a dramatic effort of tucking the boys in and offered to tell them a bedtime story, much to massive eye rolls. It went something like this: Once upon a time a guy asked a grrl he loved to marry him and she said, “No!” So the guy rode motorcycles and played golf with his friends and drank beer and whiskey and played video games and left the toilet seat up and had tons of money in the bank and lived happily ever after. The End! Then I just said, “Goodnight” and walked out of their room. As I walked down the hall, it took a moment or two, they got the joke and they started laughing. I yelled back, “Go to sleep!” which caused them to laugh even more. Never thought I would be “that” grandpa but here I am, killing it! Tru story!
juicebruce about 1 year ago
Must include all the details ;-)
Guy from southern Indiana about 1 year ago
When people say, “long story short”, they’re too late.
kaycstamper about 1 year ago
Why my kids don’t call more often…
pathamil about 1 year ago
I told ya that story so I could tell ya this one…
ctolson about 1 year ago
I thought “Long story short” was the beginning of another longer story on the same subject. it is with a lady that also does volunteer work in myour churches thrift store. She also likes to use the alternative line of “as the stomach churns”. Same results.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
He got a great deal on Omaha Steaks.
tcayer about 1 year ago
When my friend says “Long story short…” I always say “Too late!”
kv450 about 1 year ago
I’ve been on both sides of this one.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
As an old guy, I do have a lot of stories but I have 30-second versions of most of them. :)
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
My youngest loves my stories. She asks me to tell her them, especially when we’re visiting her friends. She thinks my life was fascinating. I must have missed that part. LOL
Gent about 1 year ago
Eh who is takes me picture when me is talks in one of em vintage landline phones.