The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 15, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ah one, ah two-hoo!

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Down to her Chocolate Center!!!

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    they were really sucking face!

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tootsie Mom is there, too.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Then how did they get Cherry if they never did it?

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Easy Pop. She’s already taken a licking.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She’s wasting away to nothing.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Boys suck!!!

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    There’s a Sucker born every minute.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    That young lady sure took a licking!

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    She should have kept her Wrap(per) on.

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    Slowly, he turned...  over 1 year ago

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    Cherry is not particularly cheerful.

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    Every comment that I can think of today would be banned. Kudos to those that posted.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 1 year ago

    I’ve licked cherry…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is this a pop culture reference?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    There’s no way to get all those licks back either!

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    You’re a sucker to these boys!

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    Hokie87 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s not the kissing per se, it’s the French kissing.

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    mfoldude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And you’ll end up with a brood of Dum-Dums.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lick most commenters, I’m getting my “licks in”. ;-p

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    They were warned about losing their Cherry.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 1 year ago

    She took a licking, but if you listen closely you will hear that she kept on ticking. She has the heart of a Timex.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She was such a sweet young thing that he couldn’t resist.

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    catmom1360  over 1 year ago

    Cherry is my favorite flavor.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Some boy got to her Tootsie center.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Was buying the Giant version for a while till I concluded they are way overpriced. (Don’t tell my diabetes Specialist).

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    I was just helping her to find her center.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t know she was into Mr. Owl . . . :)

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure that on the Planet of the Tootsie Roll Pops, the outer candy layers will heal — just as our own skin heals after an injury. More likely the parents are upset because of the embarrassment of everyone knowing what their daughter was doing — not to mention that she was engaging in that activity without wearing her protective wrapper. Shameful!

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Who remembers the urban legend about Tootsie Pop wrappers? If the wrapper had the Indian boy shooting a star, you could turn the wrapper in for a free Tootsie Pop. It is amazing how this rumor spread so far and wide, long before the internet just simply by word of mouth. The rumor was so pervasive that many stores would honor it and give you a free Tootsie Pop. A friend of a friend claimed that he saved a bunch of wrappers and sent them in to the company, and they sent him a letter of congratulations and a coupon for free Tootsie pops. Another friend saved a whole bunch of wrappers and took them down to the local 7-11, and they gave her a free Slurpee.

    This all happened with there being no actual contest. Can you imagine a company today just going along with a made up contest?

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    AMBER1  over 1 year ago

    Should’ve used “The No Tongue” approach. ;)

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s horrible

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