A proctologist decides he needs a new life and had always loved working on cars so he enrolled in an auto mechanic’s school. He did quite well through the course and the day came for their final test – to completely break down a car’s engine and reassemble it again. He felt he did quite well on the test but was surprised when his posted mark was 150%. He went to the instructor asking if there was some kind of computer error. The instructor replied, “No, you completely disassembled the engine for which I gave you 50%, you completely reassembled it again for another 50%, and you did it all while working through the tailpipe for which I awarded you a bonus 50%.”
As a mechanic, I have no idea how many times I wash my hands in a day. I try to not open a car door with dirty hands, and I don’t like handling my tools much with oil and grease all over my hands either.
admiree2 over 1 year ago
There is less government paperwork and the liability/malpractice insurance costs less too.
distortion over 1 year ago
Your wife wants you to wash your hands before you touch her.
purepaul Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who ever replaces plugs anymore? With high voltage ignition and fuel injection, it’s rare.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
It’s easier to get parts.
Digital Frog over 1 year ago
A proctologist decides he needs a new life and had always loved working on cars so he enrolled in an auto mechanic’s school. He did quite well through the course and the day came for their final test – to completely break down a car’s engine and reassemble it again. He felt he did quite well on the test but was surprised when his posted mark was 150%. He went to the instructor asking if there was some kind of computer error. The instructor replied, “No, you completely disassembled the engine for which I gave you 50%, you completely reassembled it again for another 50%, and you did it all while working through the tailpipe for which I awarded you a bonus 50%.”
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Leukemia…coming right up!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
I wanted to be a surgeon, but I couldn’t cut it.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 1 year ago
As a mechanic, I have no idea how many times I wash my hands in a day. I try to not open a car door with dirty hands, and I don’t like handling my tools much with oil and grease all over my hands either.