Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 23, 2023

“UUURP!” “Good heavens, Calvin, what do we say?” “Must be a barge coming through!”

Tum-tee-tum-tum.

No seed catalogs?

that would be permissible and excusable.

Gas Pressure Relief Valve is working ;-)

I thought Pluggers had manners? Loudly burping a stinky chili burp at a restaurant sounds like something a Gen Z-er would do and think it was cute. Yuck.

I had to look up “burpee” — I knew about the seed catalogue, but I didn’t know it was a kind of exercise! Pluggers don’t know about California calisthenics.

It generally follows the consumption of any carbonated beverage as well, especially beer, a Pluggers favorite.

I had my fill of burpees in high school football.

Right. “Burp…”

Add a cold beer to that chili, please.

Doesn’t smell like a burp.