The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2023

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother!!

“Let the Wookiee through security!”

This is not the Wookiee you’re looking for

If this was leaving Cloud City (wasn’t that a novel and a movie in the 90s?) Han wasn’t with them. But it’s good for the laugh. :-)

Does he have pockets?

Coluld be the grenade belt.

“Oh sure, you let the guy with the ice cream maker waltz right through!”

Look, that robot has a monkey on his, uh… but.

Is he new here? This seems to be a Wookiee mistake.

I don’t think Chewie would enjoy being checked as luggage.

Turns out he’s a service animal for the disabled Droid.

The weapons are okay, but no AIs.

This one stinks like carrion, it’s so old.

You’re in real trouble if a Mandalorian shows up.

I’m sorry. All flights to Alderaan have been canceled.

Let the Wookie Win… er, I mean Through

“All right folks! This may take a while so in the mean time, go out and fill up at the concessions booth. Thank you.”

It took a while to figure out what was what in the dialogue, but I think I got it – ok to check C-3PO, but make sure Luke gets the check receipt to redeem C-3PL, when(and if) they leave…

How far can a wookie toss a TSA agent?

Those guys on the left? TSArm Troopers.

Carry-ons typically go through the X-ray machine, not the metal detector.