Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 26, 2023

Ralph that’s a nice heart you have. You have a lady squirrel somewhere ?

Don’t forget “Yes, Dear”.

They should make those.

It should say “your fine”

Those things are the only things nastier than candy corn.

Fine. I’m fine. No, really, I’m fine.

Just goes to show, you get nice sucks before marriage. After that everything sucks.

Love Ralph’s heart!

Need one that says “she’s always right”.

“We need to talk.”

“Who are you and what have you done with the guy I married?”

You’re fine!

You’re… fine. (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

I was told I would always get the last words in any argument. “I’m Sorry”, “You’re Right”, “Yes, Dear”

Ralph has the real deal! NUTZ! about U !

Or just “Nuts.” Worked at Bastogne.

Power Wash Deck, Paint The She-Shed.

I heart you ….

Also, sugar-free

Missed an important one: “No, those pants don’t make you look fat”

Those after marriage hearts are better known as honey-dos.