Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for August 23, 2023

A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.

When I start eating ice cream, I can’t stop. I lack self-cone-trol.

Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!

But at least be thankful that Jimbo saved it from falling on the grass!

Walking with something that would make you be especially leery of tripping is one of those situations where a bit of zen mentality can be a helpful thing. Do not think about the white horse.

That kid must not like ice cream. When a large flake of chocolate fell off my wife’s ice cream bar, onto the pavement of a busy thoroughfare at Disney World, she picked it up and popped it into her mouth. After the chewing, her first words were, “Five second rule!”

Then Jimbo spiked the scoop and shouted “Touchdown!”

Don’t eat Rocky Road on a rocky road!

No problem. I got that one covered too…..

“Well, then, give me the cone.”

And, Pasquale doesn’t even know where that hand has been.