Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 21, 2023

Nose hair, especially! UGH!

Can’t hear you, dude. Can’t smell you either.

You can’t ignore the elephant in the room.

And that’s not the worst of it.

It all started around age 50 for me. At least I’ve been spared growing hair on top of my nose like some of my friends. And it’s not part of the dreaded unibrow.

It’s also the bushy eyebrows…(((shutter)))

Randy can get some corn rows out of his ear hair.

Glad it´s not my round, have you seen an elephant drink!

Husqvarna probably makes a trimmer that will take care of that for ya.

Worse… Randy’s a girl.

… but … Not every male has a nose and ears that big.

Looking forward to my wife snickering and asking me if I’ve read Loose Parts yet.

Ele Fink stopped listening to anybody long ago.

Awww, Randy seems to have junk in his trunk! And other places…

Randy is looking a little, well, randy!

Pachy-darn.

What do you call skin conditions on elephants?

Pachydermatitis.