Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 22, 2023

Go on a “communal commute”.

Take some fishing gear.

That is one huge engine bay!!!!

That’s one wide car, with miniature wheels

That’s what I need; a marriage counselor for my car.

They need to get in tune with each other. Re-spark that new car joy. Take a brake from life, get out of the fast lane and just cruise down the boulevard.

How about a weekend stay in Pontiac Michigan or maybe Mobile Alabama.

It’s a very poor mechanic that has loose bits of vehicle scattered on the floor. Do they belong in someone’s car?

Is she having some kind of breakdown?

Not unlike a certain Seinfeld episode.

And don’t worry about your wife, the mechanic will make sure she is well taken care of.

Apply the “Wide Load” sign.

She’s an expensive date.

If the mechanic suggests the secluded spot, like an abandoned house at the end of an old dirt road, I’d skip the weekend idea.

In the middle of nowhere when she conks out on you.

Psycaritry.

Sounds good to me. We plan to take our 1970 Mustang convertible to Mississippi in October for Cruising the Coast. She’ll like a good, long road trip.

The way this cars been acting lately, he can’t afford to get out range of AAA.

“Great idea! And you’ll reduce your bill so I can afford to do that, right? Right?”