Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for August 14, 2023

Good question Dan.

Scrutable

philosophy doesn’t seem to be one of Dan’s superpowers

I like spiders.

People who think they are good-looking are pitiable IMO because they are constantly doubting themselves. – Because they’re right…

So Mr. El-Dweek says, “scrutable,” for something one can understand; but Ms. El-Dweek says, “clamp,” for a pair of tongs . .

do you think good-looking spiders know they’re good-looking? Discuss.

All good questions!

Now I have to go to McDonald’s for supper. Surrrrp!

Do you only ask scrutable questions when you’re gruntled and the weather is clement?

How about “Do you think the first person to ever look at a lobster and think ’Let’s eat that thing!’ was insane… or hungry?”

Well, let’s see. First, I would think Spiders think of themselves as quite fantastic creatures, and that they must rule this world because they can get into anything anywhere without security checks.

As for “Good Looking People” knowing they are such, not so much. Most people who think they’re good looking have a false sense of superiority. Those who are but don’t see it are the salt of the earth in my mind. Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder IMHO.

One of my favorite TikTok creators, mini_robomuppets

I can’t post the link now

Of course spiders think they’re good looking.

I can feel the tension in panel 3. Hilarious.

The dancing peacock spiders (actual spiders) know that they are absolutely faaaaaaaaaabulus, dahrling!

“Crawleth” on the ground. LOL!

This made me laugh out loud. The third option are the people who think they’re good-looking but aren’t. Only Fans is full of that kind. (And I only know this because the interwebs are awash in people pimping, sometimes literally I would imagine, their Only Fans.)

That was the most judge-like response to a question ever. lol! So much logic and clarity! Not that your questions weren’t filled with logic and clarity, Amanda…