The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 29, 2023

The water upstream is very shallow. You may have to wade or stay home with the roe. The choice is yours: roe v. wade.

Just make sure you don’t get lured into trouble…

Salmon should tell them they don’t have much time

Well if you avoid the Bears and make it upstream you die !

How can they leave the roe at home if they’re spawnless?

Some music, a glass of champagne, a little caviar?

…to die.

I heard she sleeps around.

“Dizzy” an old Tommy Roe song!

Salmon enchanted evening?

If he’s a satan fish, then it would be the spawn of…… (Ah, Ah!! family friendly strip)

The tissues on the desk seem out of place under water.

Um, how can they have a spawnless marriage but still have roe?

If the stream they go up is in Alaska, they might even find eternal peace at the end of their journey.

My wife and I tried that and nine months wound up with triplets!

They should get together with some other salmon and go listen to some music. You know, a phish concert.

Dirty Deeds with Mike’s Roe

roe v. wave

Did the couple smelt something?

Idiot, take the roe and row upstream. Papa, you know what you gotta do, but do it fast.

Something fishy about that counselor…

Go home and put on some good music, like “Salmon Dave”.