Monty by Jim Meddick for September 01, 2023

As the tanning salon owner said, “Life’s a beach and then you dye.”

Books are for quiet evenings and poor weather days that prevent outdoor activities. Make time for both. Enjoy the beach, not the book.

Reminds me of Rose Nyland (Golden Girls) she was proudly showing Sofia that she’d finished the puzzle she’d been working on, Sofia replied: “So? It took you 9 months!” To which Rose replied: “the box said 3 to 6 years!”

Idky it reminded me lol I guess Monty misunderstanding what a beach book is and literally reading a “Beach” book and Rose also misunderstanding what was meant (shrugging)

I can’t read a book in the sun. It’s like standing " nose to nose" with someones nuclear white LED headlights.

Could take a while. Praia Do Cassino is the longest beach in the world.

Couple of jersey guys

I’m a Seaside Park guy. Far enough from the Heights for peace and quiet, but close enough to go enjoy the entertainment.

That’s funny. He’s reading a Beach book about beaches….. Shades of Kramer writing a coffee table book about coffee tables……… which, btw, had folding legs which turned it into a miniature coffee table.

War and Peace?

Is Monty stuck on the pages that show topless beaches?

… and not so boring the sand man visits you.

“Why are you just wandering in the woods on your vacation?”

“It was recommended by my beech book!”

So that’s where all the beach sand has gone!

I hope it’s not a pop-up book! LAND SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

2 for 1 hat sale ?

It’s not easy finishing a book on the beach when you keep getting tide up.

Is that a can of WD-40 that EB3 is sipping out of?

I like Point Pleasant myself.

Beaches is not what I’d call “a beach book” (despite any perceived irony). It’s gotta be some kind of easily-digested fiction, whether thriller, sci-fi, or romance, or some other genre….