Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for August 16, 2023

Is that John Cleesh and Eric Idle?

The Crimson Permanent Assurance Company?

Looking dejected, nothing worth plundering there.

Excuse me sir, but this parrot is dead.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late

The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothin’ to plunder

I’m an over-forty victim of fate

Arriving too late, arriving too late

Buffett

NO ONE wants that company or it’s employees.

A modern-day Long John Silver and cohort.

My wife wrote a pirate book that takes place during the Revolutionary War. Captain beheaded in page 1. #Dunham

Are they saying “12.5%” (as per Reacher Gilt in Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal)

The Pirates of Silicon Valley

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Are they carrying ayePhones?

Maybe the one with the peg leg identified as a pirate when he was a young child, so his parents took him to a “woke” Dr who amputated his leg.

These guys are just copycats… one, just…parrots the other.