Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 25, 2023

She’ll use it to feather her nest.

ba dum tss

She needs the money suet can happen.

seed money. hahahahaha. now THAT’S funny

Makes sense.

Thank you Henny Youngman.

So little blue bird no longer wants to goes to back to his X business and start different one eh.

As long as you don’t get high on your own supply

Edible money. Cool.

Business plan sounds seedy.

He tried starting a business making bird feeders, but he couldn’t get it off the ground.

Just put it in a burlap bag and I’ll be off….

they’re only willing to lend chicken scratch…

I’m several weeks behind reading the real newspaper and I discovered my paper (and apparently all papers owned by the company) found a way to squeeze four one-panel strips into the space previously occupied by three. So I no longer have to come here.