FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 21, 2023

At least she won’t have a bunch of suitors he needs to kill.

Was the end of this dream between 3d and 4th panels more embarssing that what we already saw?

Peter: Oh, and tell Jason he better say out of my sight for the next 20 years if he knows what good for him!

Peter, the next time you dream, include your family out.

I want to know what grade he got on the test he was “studying” for.

It must have been the lizard breathe

Rapunzelizard

If his test involves and essay, his teacher will be hospitalized for busting a few ribs. Peter might consider joining Monty Python.

I’ve had nightmares like that. …wait, did I say that out loud?

At least it isn’t Estelle Winwood (“Hold Me, Touch Me” from the 1967 production of The Producers)

I did wonder, on reading the first panel, who Penelope would turn out to be.

I don’t understand anything about this arc. Next, please.

That would wake me up for sure.

Good luck on the test, Peter.

You would think, it would have been his girl friend. But then it wouldn’t have been as funny. :-)