F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 28, 2023

when innovation strikes at the wrong time

Start bailing

The speaker sure is a space case.

Twenty one Pilots?

Always coming up with stupid ideas……

Welcome to today’s Flexseal commercial.

You all know that’s not how water works, don’t you? Oh, right, that’s cartoon water. Sorry.

Is this guy’s name Elon?

What if you jump overboard to distract the sharks while I bail?

Sounds like last weeks failed attempt by Russia to beat India to the dark side of the moon for the water rights

McGuyver, you ain’t.

This reminds me of so many of my coworkers.

“Could you stand up and look over the stern for a moment? I want to get some of the extra weight out of the boat.”

delusional

How’d they get there without any oars?

Who do you think you are – McGuyver?

Make it quick before we die…….

Somewhere, MacGyver weeps—partially because almost no one knows how to spell his name.

Is he Angus Macgyver? or the Professor? or Violet Baudelaire?

If only they had duct tape. Mythbusters Adam and Jaime did wonders with it!