F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 29, 2023

put it on IG and you’re done

I don’t think this will ever catch on.

I like how they catch the donut, got to be exciting. Do you win if you catch it on the head thingy and flip it in the net?

Providing actual donuts to the fans would be a big improvement.

Until it develops its own unique lingo it can’t really be called a sport.

What are the rules?

It needs to break out of the cops market.

The police force might be willing to field a team…but those uniforms are going to be a real drawback.

If pickleball can do it, why not?

It needs icing – no, that’s hockey. How about sprinkles?

It’s not official until it’s on ESPN Ocho

Hey if ‘Extreme Ironing’ is a thing, why not doughnut ball?

Ehhh, it’ll never catch on like Calvinball.

You need to get on a sports channel like ESPN4 and a betting line in casinos or online sports betting.

Waterboy replaced by Coffeeboy. I’ve finally discovered my calling!

The real donutball; kick the ball, eat a donut. kick the ball, eat a donut. kick the ball, eat a donut….

Its Flag donutball. the winning coach is doused in sprinkles

Does donutball allow dunking?

Yeah, baseketball showed the way.

If you really want it to spread, you NEED TO MAKE IT LOUDER THAN OTHER NEIGHBORHOOD SPORTS !

No hands or feet allowed!

Mmmmm…. It’s reminding me of Triangle Toss in the animated film “The Point” where everyone had a pointed head and kids would catch triangles on their heads.

If you can find some way to incorporate beer and hot dogs into it, it has a chance.