Herman by Jim Unger for September 01, 2023

Stop. Giving. Them. Ideas.

how clean was the dropped fork before it was dropped?

Dropped as part of the eating process?

Ah yes, the klutz fee. Good idea. ;)

I’m so old, I remember when a 10% fee was standard.

Travel pay.

Hope that it goes to the dishwasher staff.

Oy! Bring your own plastic….

She’s been getting ideas from hospital bills.

Hmmmm I guess he can also tip less

May the forks be with you.

“So I assume I do get to keep this fork?”

Cripes, my wife bought a scotch on the rocks and they charged two bucks for the rocks.

There goes your gratuity.

I am surprised they haven’t started charging for water.

“They” are charging for Ice in restaurants now.

Lucky he didn’t say anything about the dirty knife