Clay Bennett for August 19, 2023

The very definition of insanity.

In Tennessee the powers that be want children to get shot at school, or maimed working long hours at a factory job.

That’s freedom!

And Alabama, and Texas, and Georgia, and…

It is truly amazing that so many people would rather have their relatives fall victim to gun violence than have any restrictions on gun ownership. Going to a shooting range is fine as long as your gun is unloaded and in the trunk of the car. Having a gun in your home for protection is also fine if you use good judgement and store it properly. Now, as for assault weapons…..There is absolutely no justification for them to be possessed by anyone who is not ON DUTY IN THE MILITARY!!!!!

A ‘liberal’ Faux Not-News presenter on The View pointed out that less than 300 trans kids got treatment this year while 5700 were shot… But stopping gender affirming surgery is the priority.

Because more guns make us safer.

The irony is: they woudn’t change even if you put a gun to their head.

How many people were kill-ed

Because of some guy name will

We are a violent peoples.

MORE GUNS EVERYWHERE! Oh, and don’t forget that all lives are precious.

“But…But…But… MUH FREEDUMMS…”

“sigh”

Yeah, because pro-life…

Clay, as a musician (though I know the treble clef isn’t there, ’s ok), thank you for the accurate notation in addition to your brilliant parody!

Depressing, but well done, sir.

Where did the angry militant troll come from? Stupid question.

Tennessee State Motto: Save the gun, not the child

Guns are more cherished than children.

Tennessee: where not to raise a family. Great slogan! Not.

From what I’ve read the TN legislature resumes on Monday August 21 to discuss the proposals moving forward regarding the aftermath of a trans shooter who killed 6 people at a Christian elementary school in Nashville last March.

Looks like the leftists, as usual, are jumping the gun on proposed legislation in a state where many of them do not live, and likely haven’t visited. We’ll see what happens.

In the meantime, 19 were shot with 3 killed in Chicago last weekend. Slow weekend there I guess.

Also in Florida.

Every time i read Clay’s signature line, i’m AMAZED that he still has a job at a Tennessee paper…

If someone says they’re pro life but don’t support a gun bill to save kids lives shows they’re an oxymoron, emphasis on the moron part.

Man: The irrational animal.

A man in the pursuit of deer, elk, and buffaloes might carry his rifle every day for forty years, and yet it would never be said of him that he had borne arms. Aymette v. State (Tenn)

SAD…..VERY SAD!!

“I’m just a bill, just a gun control bill, so in Tennessee my chances are nil. I have no hope of passing in the Volunteer State, I’d only be the subject of partisan debate. I guess I’d maybe be a law someday, I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just a bill…”

When the anal sprinter quits working everything backs up and the patient dies.

Some bills need to die, just like speech codes.