Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2023

Yes, but I’m a bit tied up at the moment. Would you mind getting me a beer?

Maybe, but I wasn’t born yesterday.

I needed a change.

I’ll have what your drinking.

I’ll have what you’re drinking.

Yeah, I just popped in.

Good opener.

I think that the guy with the glasses needs to get a new eye exam.

What a strapping young man!

“I really hate these kind of parties”

Better than talking to a wall. I’ve felt like that at some parties.

Yes, very new.

And the Russian baby replies “Da. Da”.

I have been known to greet babies with “Hello, New Person”.

Hey kid, what’s that growing on your back?

Talking about robbing the cradle…..

Yep, I’m just hanging around.

I’ve around for about 9 months.

“So, what kind of music do you like?”

“Anything by the Goo Goo Dolls or Lady Gaga.”

As good a conversation as any in most gatherings.