Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 30, 2023

What a crock!

Would the kid fit in there?

If you have to wait long enough, anything will taste good.

It was on sale together with my Auschwitz air fryer!

I know some kids that I’d like to try it on. Are they on Amazon?

But consider the newts. See today’s Loose Parts:

https://www.gocomics.Com/looseparts/2023/10/30

Interesting topic – in this era of alleged child abductions and adrenochrome abuse

Does it come in a larger model? I don’t have a kid, just a full grown goat.

A kid would probably need an hour and a half. Don’t put the eye of newt in until after the pressure drops. Return to boil for ten minutes. Arrowroot is a better thickener for this dish to reduce the “kid” flavor.

:)

Well, yeah…as long as it’s someone else’s kid!