Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 02, 2023

and he’s up to his word, right Andy? …. Andy? …….. ANDY???

Flowing out

Is that a foot sticking out of the suitcase?

Get a job you free loading mooch

Don’t let the door hit you where the Lord split you Andy Capp!

Flo forgot the pigeons.

Flo, change the locks!

Actions speak louder than words.

♫ Hit the road, Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more…♫

Not what Andy was hoping for.

Such a selfish man.

Just dop off the key, Lee….

Nice quick packing job.

Andy can sleep in the canal with the fishes.

Don’t threaten Flo with a good time, Andy!

This would be perfect, if she was serious. But like most stupid women, she will take him back.

Oi! That’s not Flo. That’s the chippy with the piled up blond hair, botox lips and figure like the number 8leaning at a 45º angle from The Rose and Crown. Dilly! Dilly, Andy, you sly dog. :9

And now she is so much better off.

Probably has some money to take cooking classes, now, too.

she had it packed and ready!

She’s been looking forward to this, she already had his bag packed.

High time.

She’s having blackened squab for supper.

Like the crane in the background, she just got rid of a heavy load.

He should have seen that coming.

She probably keeps one packed.

I can’t believe it’s just now. She’ll let him back.

A filled suitcase is worth a thousand words…

Yes, Flo, actions do speak louder than words.

Who could blame her??

Unfortunately for Flo, it won’t last long.

Like the Good Lord said to the serpent…..“You don’t have a leg to stand on.”