The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 05, 2023

Uncle Ben for dinner, ladyfingers for dinner!

It’s not nice to ask somebody what they’re name is right before you peck out their liver.

Funny!

Obviously, my Dear!

Was she crispy or soft-center?

So what are you gonna eat?

I was thinking Wendy’s.

Might snap into a Slim Jim next.

I LOVE Little Debbies…., no… wait… nevermind!

Oatmeal creme pies.

Zebra Cakes

Suddenly I want a Dagwood.

Now “not available in Canada”, same as Kleenex… Our supply chain improved so much after the trucker protest ended…

Little Deadbies.

Tomorrow night is Frank and beans.

If I had a pet buzzard I’d name him Hannibal.

He seems curiously aware and responsive. Considering everyone knows, Debbie’s a Downer.

You know how taste doesn’t matter much to me … she was delicious.

Poor little Debbie….she was only sunbathing and minding her own business….

I’d never heard of Little Debbie. I had to look it up. It’s an actual food product. Maybe their not sold in California.

She was a terrible hostess.

She’s OK, but on a whim bought Twinkies the other day, they were great, and the 1950s memories popped right back. (Mom packed them in my school lunch.)

The dead ones are really stale, yuck…