Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 07, 2023

Short ….(tempered)

This was just Dopey.

You’re a senior!

So stop watching cable news.

Five dwarfs in one? Seems a little schizophrenic eh doc?

And that’s what dwarf you are.

That’s how I am in the morning…Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy.

Let’s not forget the mother of them all: offended.

And thats just about the Snow White film.

maybe his real name is Thesaurus

Multiple personality disorder

And he just got fired.

so what’s up, Doc?

i got Happy when i left this one

Whatever makes you Happy.

A guy rear-ends a car. They both get out of their cars and the guy he hit is a dwarf! The dwarf looks at the damage, then at the other motorist and says “I’m not happy.” The other motorist says “OK. Which one are you?”

Seems like he’s a well rounded curmudgeon.

Now that is one menopausal dwarf.

Release the Crackin!

He’s part thesaurus.

So, he’s not “Grumpy”; he’s “Schizy”.

“Surly that can’t be all of them.”

“That isn’t all of them, and don’t call me Surly.”

He needs to cut back on the speed.

Seams like he has been reading Doc’s Thesaurus.

There are many facets to his facetiousness..

And the sixth dimension is…

Who gave him a thesaurus?

the site “Bored Panda” has a nice tribute to Mr Parisi and the comic ! Check it out >

I’ve recently figured out why (some) old men are grumpy, though it seems odd to only happen to one out of seven here…

Ticked off, p!$$Ed off and short tempered…