Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 01, 2023

Slow and steady—and rotting—wins the race…?

Zombie turtles LOL Great idea!

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Faster than zombie slugs!

Depends on what kinds of Zombies they are. In some movies they are QUITE fast. Such as World War Z (2013), I Am Legend (2007), Zombieland (2009) to name a few.

Slow humor day.

‘Cause this is turtle, turtle night.

So how fast is zombie ninja sloth gonna be?

The one on the far left doesn’t have eyes.

Which one is Mitch McConnell?

I can see the movie version of this already. They’ll call it Teenage Mutant Zombie Turtles.

Do turtles ever get the Zoomies?

Why not TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE ZOMBIES?

They’re all mere shells of themselves

yeah but watch out for the zombie mutant teenage ninja turtles

Funny!

I told you not to go in that part of the River….now look at us….a shell of what we used to be.

Still beats zombie rabbit

Depends on which series you see. Some zombies walk really slowly, others come running after you at speed.