Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 27, 2023

Sounds heavenly.

I thought all trailer parks were satanic theme-parks.

Bravo! Brava! Wild applause, cheering, ringing bells, antiphonal brass choirs in a cathedral, the lot.

I knew Disney’s stock price was in the basement, but this seems desperate.

The Eighth Circle is just a reboot of the Teacups, really.

…Cleveland Stadium in a nutshell…

…funny, that its enemies love playing there…

…367,991 lost souls and still counting down…

…soon, the city will be a town…

…and more people will be in the stadium than in the town…

…Nuke the whales…

…sell the kids…

…the Dawgs are never going to the “Big Game”…

…(is Terry Pluto really a Dawg?!?)…

…drive bye …

… Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here…

…but just wait ’til next year…

I’m surprised there’s room in the parking lot.

Are you sure? Didn’t the sign say something about a Mega Church?

Speaking of hellish things…..

When in New Orleans, I ventured into a Voodoo shop! I looked around and saw all these weird things, voodoo dolls, etc…until I ventured to the back of the store and my hair stood up on end……GASP! …bones, parts and pieces and things and I ran out of there spooked and feeling drained.

Who do the voodoo so well?

Speaking of hell, a congressional committee will surely be looking into this … after they finish with UFOs …!

( at the end of never )

Aww, she’s no fun.

I’m going in – who’s with me?

its got a Charles Addams art vibe today

Aww heck. All the good stuff is in there.

Ah, the scenic cruises on the Lake of Fire

What’s creepier than a satanic theme park? A satanic theme park carnie.

Given that it’s a Satanic theme park, I could more easily understand, “Hell, yes” or “Heavens, no”! But I’m not riding in that nondescript vehicle (van? truck? trailer? bus? train? SUV?) with you, so I’m pretty confident that you really don’t care what I might think.

Now I’m feeling lame….

Does that actually exist? Great. Now I’ll be stuck in Google for the next two hours.