Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 02, 2023

There’s an app for that. It’s called “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.” Leave your email and I’ll be in touch.

Or just go straight to the wandering off part.

That really cute chick in Public Relations is named Amnesia. But most males find her unforgettable. A great layer.

Yeah, me too…(sigh)

Sorry. I didn’t mean to hit you with that hammer. It was an accident.

I use to work there I think.

I’ve had jobs where I wished that.

Hey, the job is THAT bad. I’ll go along with the rest of it.

Isn’t that how you got there in the first place (and why that’s not a good career plan)?

As he crosses the road, wandering off into the sunset . . . :)

Good one! Pretty specific, have you ever had thoughts of wanting to peck yourself or others?

That’s exactly what you said the last time.

Hope it’s not that clucking boss with the nail in the board….careful what you wish for.

Setting up the disappearing act.

“Can you just, knock me out, so I think I’ve been fishing all day?” -Peter from Office Space (I’m not sure I got the quote exactly right, but.)