At breakfast this morning: Dad: “I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill”.
Me: “Oh, that’s pretty cool”
Dad: “Yeah, but they don’t dodge trucks.”
Me: “Why’s that?”
Dad: "Well, when the sentry see the car it goes “Caaarrr, caaarrr!”. But they can’t say truck if they see one."
Welcome to Bubba’s diner. Our roadkill du jour is medallions of possum tenderized by the tires of an 18 wheeler on the interstate. We recommend a vintage Bordeaux.
I have been feeding crows for about 2 years around my home. I call the boldest one, Edgar Nevermore. They have an extensive vocabulary and can imitate a host of other birds as well as sounds only they can make. I wouldn’t be surprised if “ truck, truck “ was one of them !
I haven’t been to a Cheesecake factory in years. I miss the Spaghetti Factory as well. I guess I could have spumoni ice-cream anywhere, but it always seemed best at the Old Spaghetti Factory.
I don’t get it. And I read through the comments above, and there was one section where there were some comments about what the joke is. I still don’t get it.
C 10 months ago
Cheesy
Imagine 10 months ago
There’s an idea…
DaveG1960 10 months ago
Hope to have your cake and eating it…….
Enter.Name.Here 10 months ago
I love cheesecake….Not so big on flattened corpses.
oldthang 10 months ago
I used to love it, too—now I don’t even remember how it tastes.
hubbard3188 10 months ago
That would be Bear Grylls, the survivalist.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Roadkill?
I ain’t ever seen a dead road before!
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Did you hear about the guy who tried to bring roadkill onto an airplane?
The ticket agent asked him if it was check-in or carrion.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
At breakfast this morning: Dad: “I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill”.
Me: “Oh, that’s pretty cool”
Dad: “Yeah, but they don’t dodge trucks.”
Me: “Why’s that?”
Dad: "Well, when the sentry see the car it goes “Caaarrr, caaarrr!”. But they can’t say truck if they see one."
My First Premium Member 10 months ago
In Chicago we prefer Eli’s. Best Cheesecake around.
dwagon55 10 months ago
Roadkill & Roadkill Garage, Great Shows!
dflak 10 months ago
Welcome to Bubba’s diner. Our roadkill du jour is medallions of possum tenderized by the tires of an 18 wheeler on the interstate. We recommend a vintage Bordeaux.
dflak 10 months ago
In North Carolina, you can pick up road kill. You cannot pick up hitchhikers. So if you want to give someone a ride, you have to run him over first.
Chris 10 months ago
will it get messy. :D
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
….passing up the “sweets”.
dwdl21 10 months ago
I can see Dulsich and Freiburger doing just that…lol
El Cobbo Grande 10 months ago
I have been feeding crows for about 2 years around my home. I call the boldest one, Edgar Nevermore. They have an extensive vocabulary and can imitate a host of other birds as well as sounds only they can make. I wouldn’t be surprised if “ truck, truck “ was one of them !
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
I haven’t been to a Cheesecake factory in years. I miss the Spaghetti Factory as well. I guess I could have spumoni ice-cream anywhere, but it always seemed best at the Old Spaghetti Factory.
birdmaninfl 10 months ago
Old joke.
DJohnny 10 months ago
I guess this is the same as the topping on rocky road ice cream etc?
zeexenon 10 months ago
Recipe looks great, but when out west, I hope they remove the armadillo whiskers. >
Eric S 10 months ago
I don’t get it
T... 10 months ago
Someone don’ like the ol’ cheesecake factory, I’m guessin’…
EnlilEnkiEa 10 months ago
Or the average college student.
paullp Premium Member 10 months ago
I don’t get it. And I read through the comments above, and there was one section where there were some comments about what the joke is. I still don’t get it.