Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2023

you should’ve been thrown into the dungeon for this question, Rod

“A leg or a breast?”

“You make the choice.”

Grace Kelly and Cary Grant in Hitchcock’s “To Catch A Thief”.

For once, the Fink doesn’t skirt the issue! :D

Leg or breast. Why am I thinking of chicken at a time like this?

Oh yes he does, after all It’s good to be King ! Lol

Bet he loves the beach.

“Look up. Look waaay up!”

I’m more the breast man, but now that I’m married I don’t visit KFC that often any more.

Being short has advantages.. toes to toes, the nose is in and nose to nose the toes are in.. no worries about unwanted pregnancies either.

I’m a smile man first. Great legs with no smile is a definite no in my book…..

Try Wilson Bryan Key, subliminal subduction , if one is breast fed, they tend to be Brest people. McDonald’s logo is breast. Car designs, plunging neckline, head lights,

butt there are other choices

The perils of runtness,