Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2023

Be sure to specify which direction you’re traveling. You don’t want to waste this favor on backtracking to the station you just came from.

One of them will have a fun trip.

So maybe this arc name will be Phoebe and Her Frienemy and a Cat?

Hair today, balls tomorrow.

Guess what? “Sphynx cats may not have fur, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get hairballs. In fact, because they lack fur, Sphynx cats are more likely to suffer from hairballs than other cats. The best way to prevent hairballs is to brush your cat regularly and give them a high-quality diet.” – Hepper Blog

I like the different disgusted looks on Dakota’s dial.

And now Dakota’s breaking the 4th wall. Phoebe’s weirdness has claimed another victim.

Hairballs, that is a real cat!

Horking up hairballs is part of the feline job description, even if it means you have to use someone or something else’s hair.

Ok, I bet Spanx here becomes Dakota’s new companion. Let’s see.

I guess I can’t blame the flies for that—I wouldn’t want to keep that cat around either.

That cat will probably go to the human world with them. I think they will live with Dakota.

That is the least disgusting and undramatic hairball hork I’ve ever seen. All the cats I’ve known have turned it into an apocalyptic, drawn-out production with massive abdominal heaving and noises that will make everyone within a half-mile want to toss their cookies.

“It isn’t mine. It’s just some hair I found.” Well, when you put it THAT way…

P.S.: Love Dakota’s expression in panel 4.

Eewww