Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2023

Just dumpty package off by the wall.

Well too late to orders frying pan too.

Poor Humpty looks eggstremely eggsasperated.

The Teflon wall gets another victim.

Depends or Chux would have been better.

Velcro would be more reliable.

I don’t think Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

Perfect for the equinox. Have a great fall everyone!

Not sitting on walls might also have helped.

How is a delivery guy late? They are never late and never early. They always arrive exactly when they intend to.

It is hard to find a reliable safety harness for an egg shaped body.

He could have become such a nice chicken.

scramble!

Now we know why Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Humpty’s got a runny nose.

Just in time for scrambled eggs!

Clear a path everyone, the Kings Horses and Men need to get through. You know the drill !