Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 05, 2023

Did you try Gaggle Maps?

I’m thinking of moving. I have no neighbors BUT the land beside me just got sold, just found out. I’ve tried to buy that land for a lot of money. Wouldn’t sell!

The town got blocked.

Even the grid doesn’t want them.

You can’t git there from here!

Three Pines

(True story) I stopped at a local visitor center on the way home from work to use the bathroom. The guy asked me where I was going, since I was local, I said “Home”. He immediately said, “I have five different maps here and Home isn’t on any of them!”

And they want to keep it that way.

The whole town is under witness protection.

When cheney was veep, One Observatory Circle did not appear on Google Maps.

Not so much a dot on the map, more a smear. However, the Fall Crockpot Potluck Festival draws from miles around.

Goofy Ridge, Illinois?

“The little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.”

So how were you able to find it?

Think that most maps only show “incorporated” places. Maybe Treetops doesn’t fit that description.

Duh!!! It’s a tree.

They’re out in the sticks somewhere.

As is the whole of East Virginia.

Try this: I live in Shellman Bluff GA (unincorporated), the mailing address is Townsend GA (unincorporated), and the post office is in Eulonia GA (unincorporated). Top that.