Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2023

I actually prefer “Ain’t I?” to “Aren’t I?” (You might say “I ain’t,” but you’d never say “I aren’t”!)

Eh there gots to be a power cord in there somewhere. Just pulls the plug eh.

Sometimes it is a game. I used to have one of these: Https://toytales.CA/time-bomb-milton-bradley-1964/

Does Honey have a different game in mind to play with Tank when (if) she gets out of this?

You have to cut the blue wire.

Tell him whatever he wants to hear, then get the heck outta there.

This is why I prefer simple games like Solitaire or Match.

What if “I’m going to blow up” IS my plan B?

KA-GAMBLE!

Maybe it’s time to think up a Plan C.