Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 21, 2023

Zing!

I’ve done a bit of smugglin’, and I’ve run my share of grass

I made enough money to buy Miami, but I p****d it away so fast

Never meant to last, never meant to last

from “A Pirate Looks at Forty” – Jimmy Buffett

reminds me of Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

My first thought was he was talking about Congress, but most of them are landlubbers!

Pirates?? They were privateers.

Isn’t it time for the penguin on top of his head to explode? I keep waiting for that!