Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 04, 2023

And that rude human came along and kicked me.

Now he has time for that taxidermy project

Yup. That is where they will find me. At the bottom of the stairs with a broken neck, and two dogs looking around asking “What?”

;-))

Cat got your leg?

If that happened here no cat be be around to brag.

“…then all 9 lives flashed before my eyes…”

That was a total cat-astrophe!

That will be me, but it will happen in the kitchen with a hot pan in my hand when I take a step back to discover my cat has laid down behind my right heel.

Living with cats requires situational awareness and agility – good training for going out in public.

I have threatened to rename my cat, “in the way,” or " Move!"

I. MUST. BE. FIRM.

We had a cat who liked to snooze by the curb in the street… didn’t work out well for her

This actually happened to me! Bringing g a basket of laundry down the stairs, never saw the cat. He was fine; me, ankle broken in 3 places.

Art imitates real life, ha ha.