Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 28, 2023

So no party after the market closing?

The only way to get that as cash would be to sell control of the company that they’ve presumably so far retained.

“We don’t deserve this.”

Does anyone get what they deserve? Anyone at all?

I think they ought to cash out and find something safer that they are good at.

Don’t worry. If you follow the path of most money-losing dotcoms of the era, it won’t last.

How does someone that doesn’t work for the company get options?

Mike, just throw this windfall into your ex’s face! I guarantee you’ll feel WORLDS better!!

Sounds like the best possible time to sell and get out.

On paper, I ought to be in debtor’s prison. Fortunately, we don’t have that anymore. We traded it in for credit card purgatory.

Don’t worry, the Newtonian theory of the market will kick in soon.

Looks like a little self-flagellation is in order

Buy TSLA while it’s low.

Kim, has Mike always been like this?? Oh yes, he has, hasn’t he?

BTW, are your old friends still generating wealth in the garage? Probably time they were mucked out, isn’t it?

JJ and Zeke will be sticking their greedy noses in real soon