Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 29, 2023

He has a beef

Shut up and steer..

I wonder what that experience is like.

Herding the Range Rover to greener pastures

A lot more horses this way.

Mooing right along…

Good thing they have a Taurus.

Are you sure you know the way to the slaughter house? I’m sure it was left at Albuquerque.

Just wait till they get pulled over!!

I think he’s a Libra

Well, remember I still get to blow your horn.

Just shut up and let me do the steering.

Just don’t try to blow the horns.

His name wouldn’t happen to be Howdy Doody, from Nebraska, would it?

Just keep MOOOO-ving

Must be driving a cattle-yak.

Get along little doggie…

Why didn’t they get a vehicle with a sunroof? …asking for a friend

Don’t have a cow about it. You’ve got too much at steak.

This falls under the, you try to be ridiculous but people beat you to it. Something like this was in the news a week or two ago, true, the guy was driving and the steer was in the passenger seat, but truth is Stranger Than Fiction. I like your version better,

He thought there would be more dachshunds involved. (Get ’long little doggies.)

Apparently he heard wrong!

He loves using the horn.

You have to admit, if it were this way we would never have had “Rawhide”

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Are they going to share driving duty?

Just don’t toot your own horn(s)!