Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 02, 2023

You need to learn to multitask. Ignoring spam calls could overlap all the others.

Looks like my day except there’s no space for going through GoComics.

Sounds like a good day.

At home, I don’t mindlessly scroll. NHK-World is where I leave it if nothing else is on. They have more interesting shows than most channels.

Wye wood ewe knot trust you’re awe toe ko-wreckter?

I’d have a bit more eating and some time for reading

What? You never need to bathe or use the bathroom?

Most of my day is spent eating. I only eat once a day. Just all day long.

Shouldn’t there be something about work in there? Wait, what am I thinking?

One of the lines between segments should be darker and labeled laundry and yard work.

I am doing at least three of those things at the same time

26% correcting autocorrect.

Mmmmm, pie. Have a slice and fagetta about it.

We call it “auto-miscorrect.”

Coming up with a cartoon idea?