In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 26, 2023

Are you sure you’ better check your ticket

Hate to have the seat behind that!

Someone’s about to be dethroned.

are ya sure…

Owner of the KC baseball team?

Really? I don’t see your name on it.

Really? Who do you think you are – king or something?

It is just a chair. Wherever you sit is a throne.

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King Sheldon

I’d hate to have the seat behind him.

SEZ who?

A German shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German Shepherd says “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” says God. “Then sit down on my right side.”

The Doberman says “I believe in love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha!” exclaims God. “You may sit on my left.”

The cat, who’s been cleaning his face, then absent-mindedly remarks “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

If this is Kansas City, enjoy it while you can…

He just went out to get some burgers.