Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 28, 2023

Ummm… Verne? Hammy has already reached perfection.

Hammy? Take the ice cream. You’ve earned it.

Don’t count on reincarnation. Do the best with the life you have now.

Nirvana? Could Hammy be the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain?

Wow! Verne actually told Hammy something that wasn’t boring truth!

Hammy is the purest of souls. He’s going to Heaven for sure.

In your second life, you must repair all of the damage you did in your first one.

You know you got it wrong when you come back as the same person with a note saying “get it right this time!”

The only issue is that Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit.

[HEAVY SIGH] I don’t have the energy to point out all the ways this misrepresents wisdom that has been handed down for two and a half millennia.

and pie.

I have no problem with death ……. I plan to stay around as a ghost …… ;)

I’ve known people who are like Hammy. I’m pretty sure the gods love them the most.