Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 26, 2023

The big, bad-looking bikertype neighbor downstairs was once playing outside with his 3 year old daughter. Through the open window I heard Mum asking the girl: “Now, who is the princess?” Girl, beaming: “Daddy!” Since then we always think of him like he would be looking like Dwayne Johnson in “Tooth Fairy” ;-)

Well, that’s a new twist on the Cinderella sports metaphor!

I couldn’t play golf with any of my buddies without Bill Murray’s “he’s a Cinderella boy” coming out of one ‘em! … and that movie is 43 years old!

C’mon… be the ball, guys!

They’re waiting for their Prince Quarterback to rescue them.

They just need their fairy godmother to come and dress them up right – then they’ll be ready for the ball … game.

They won last night.

Bronco’s?

You look good but you’re shallow.

I think I see the problem. A coach who completely dis-identifies with his team. A coach who sees failure as other people’s problem. A coach who can really motivate folks. A coach who doesn’t understand that failures is his, too.

Coach, mom wanted a spotless basement.

At midnight, does that coach turn into a pumpkin?

Bibbity-Bobbity-BOO!!!!!!!!! :)

Cinderella got one thing the team didn’t…the Ball.

And a wicked stepmother-@#$% of a coach!

All the makings of a grimm fairytale

The guy in the front looks as though he played like Snow White and slept through it.

Did field mice sew their uniforms?

Charmin(g) …!