Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 12, 2023

Full tummy, tired eyes.

The you-know-what’s about to hit the fan!

Never practice law on a full stomach.

Hi, everyone. I have a question for you: what is your favourite Peanuts arc? Mine is the one which ran from June 1st to 10th 1970, in which Charlie Brown walks all the way across town to lend Peppermint Patty his baseball glove, and Thibault subsequently refuses to give it back to him.

This case isn’t going too well.

Funny that the principal seems okay with the fact that her ‘attorney’ is a dog

I think Peppermint Patty speaks very well for herself, don’t you think?

Does the principal have an attorney? It’s the cat that lives next door to the Snoopster. Oh my !

It’s a pet training school, sir. When are you going to face up to reality?

The World Famous Attorney is going to get a wake up call soon.

That’s what happens when you eat a full-meal before starting a trial (see yesterday’s Peanuts)!

When Barrister Snoopy esq said “I Rest My Case” he wasn’t Whistling Dixie. (Is The Count allowed to say that any more or will some sensitive delicate little flower take offense? These days ya’ never know, boy howdy.)

A snoozing attorney does not bode well for the client!

Well, Patty, you do tend to ramble. Remember, now, he’s the lawyer, though rambling is usually only on the documents he writes up.

When Snoopy gives his opening statement, Patty will serve as dog-to-human translator.

T minus 2

Snoopy …… “WAKE UP” ….. ;)

when hiring a dog lawyer, get a pitbull

“Aware of educational problems”? Is that meant to be impressive? Anyone can be aware of educational problems. School is boring and sucks; see? Not that hard.

It’s coming!