Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 28, 2023

and that is why AI will destroy us

AI is worried that Andy will take it over

Andy will destroy A.I.

Did the AI call him a loser?

I’m pretty sure they could’ve made this gag much easier without the forced third party interaction.

“Andy, AI can answer any question you have. Go ahead, try it.”

“AI, how can I cadge drinks the digital way? Do you know any new cheats for poker?”

*cue Purple Suit looking at the audience just like Green Jacket is doing in the final panel.

It’s amazing, but they went out of their way to make it more awkward.

How can I get free beer forever?

“How to Successfully Avoid an Honest Day’s Work”.

Andy, DON’T YOU DARE!

“Ways to land softly when you’re tossed out of a pub.”

Did you hear about the new AI company run by goats?

They’re using bleating edge technology.

What do you call a blonde who’s dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?

Because they’re never wrong.

Why do Artificially Intelligent systems fear popcorn?

Kernel panic.

With lines like that no wonder he always goes home alone.

Helping people cheat all over the world…CheatGPT.

“Oye, Siri, can ya buy me a pint? I’m skint!”

There’s sense in having AI if you don’t use it for something useful?

The direct method didn’t work either, “Buy me a pint”.

What’s the best way to chat up the tart at the bar?

How best to put the hit on chippies with cash.

I don’t think Andy puts much stock in AI, but he’s willing to give it a shot. After all everyone pretty well knows him by now, so he always on the look out for new cons.

Andy has no interest in AI since he can’t get a “loan” or free pints from it.

Interesting that in the last frame of a lot of these comics one of the characters breaks the fourth wall and looks at the reader.

Got nothing against AI. As long as they don’t invent some kind of device that can read people’s minds. R.I.P Human Rights.

xxx

He should have asked for the winner in the fifth race.

“How to avoid falling into the canal.” (Good luck with that.)