Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 30, 2023

First things first.

If Gary loaded it, that is fair.

Wow, Gary really knows how to dish it out to Leo (smirk).

Empty the dishwasher first, destroy human life second, got it Gary.

Also, take out the trash, pick up your room, and be home before dawn.

Leopold doesn’t seem like the type that uses dishes when he eats. Even if he did, he probably wouldn’t care if they were clean or dirty.

and then Leo’s off to wrestle a bear and kiss a pretty girl. Hope he doesn’t get that mixed up again like last time.

Well, if l must….

He’ll destroy the contents then off he’ll go!

Gary, Master of the Mundane.

L.G. Leo’s Gone.

Could there be a starker contrast between “henchman” and ostensible “boss”?!