bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 27, 2023

And from just a “foot” away, you look downright miniscule!

WAY too nice a pedicure, BTW…

From far away, we all do.

but who’s looking

From close up you still look small.

and I assumed you had five toes

“From up here you look like you have a broken neck.”

Get off my nail, you fungus.

From far away I’m crushing your head!

It’s a matter of perspective.